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| Middle-aged man Donald Trump - you're fired! |
As I've said time and time again, I'm the ambassador of middle-aged men around the world, advocating their interests and expressing their views of the way life was, the way life is and the way life should be.
A recent incident, however, has resulted in me adding another responsibility to my growing list of ambassador duties and that is to be the chief justice for a high court of sorts where middle-aged men can be prosecuted and tried for their reprehensible acts.
Recently, this middle-aged man court was in session for the first time and the accused was non other than middle-aged man Presidential candidate Donald Trump.
You see, and as you may know, middle-aged man Trump recently put his foot in his mouth while announcing he is a candidate for President. I'm sure many of you listened to what he had to say as reported by countless sources.
Well this middle-aged man has Mexican ancestry running through his blood and in the world in which he lives, and from his first-hand extended travels to Mexico, understands things differently than middle-aged man Trump who gets his information from second-hand sources.
Sure there might be a few bad apples in the Mexican cart, but the people of Mexican ancestry this middle-aged man knows are are God-loving, hard-working and family-oriented people more likely to love you exactly as who you are rather than to hate you for some stereotypical character others might typecast you to be.
Middle-aged man Mr. Trump, did you enjoy that apple you ate today? If so, thank a Mexican because, more likely than not, he or she picked it for you!
Middle-aged man Mr. Trump, you've been charged with being a bigot and engaging in behavior unbecoming of a middle-aged man trying his very best to live a good and honest life.
Middle-aged man Mr. Trump, this chief justice of middle-aged man court finds you guilty as charged and your sentence is that you may not longer identify yourself as a middle-aged man because you're fired!
Pax Domini sit semper vobiscum
