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Monday, January 18, 2016

Middle-aged man traitor

Guilty of first-degree felony of middle-aged man treason!
After reading a news article over the weekend, I became enraged when learning what a certain middle-aged man had done to betray his fellow middle-aged men brethren.  This made me look up the definition of the word treason to help me determine that I was using it correctly when forming my thoughts about what I had just read.

Treason is typically understood and defined in the context of what an individual does to his country as did Benedict Arnold about 235 years ago.  This definition of treason is that it is the crime of betraying one’s country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government.

Another definition of treason is the action of betraying someone or something as in someone who does something to betray the sovereign brotherhood of middle-aged men.  A person who commits treason is known as a traitor.

Pierini Fitness exposes here a middle-aged man who recently committed treason against his fellow middle-aged men. 

Seems like a city official in Rhode Island wanted to include an elderly woman in a photo-op about a snow shoveling program so a middle-aged man bus driver was recruited to dress up in a wig, earrings, lipstick and dress and stood next to the mayor of the city of Cranston at a news conference.

Not only did this ridiculous episode make national news headlines but it also resulted in the resignation of the city official who orchestrated this modern-day version of Mrs. Doubtfire in complete disregard of the honor of all middle-aged men around the world.

But what about the middle-aged man who was a party to this treasonous act?

Apparently he’s a van driver and tanning-salon worker in the real world and I’m sure was trying to volunteer for a worthy cause but that does not give him a legitimate defense for the crime he committed.

The Supreme Court of Pierini Fitness finds this gentleman named David Roberts guilty of a first-degree felony known as middle-aged man treason and he will forever be known as a middle-aged man traitor.

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