Pierini Fitness recently learned that Microsoft intends to help him be more politically
correct and inclusive in his middle-aged man reflections. They plan on doing so using artificial intelligence.
Microsoft
recently announced the upcoming integration of its artificial intelligence powered
ideas into its Word, the word processing program used by many including Pierini Fitness when
composing his middle-aged man reflections appearing here.
According
to a Microsoft blog post, this new feature will be offering familiar fixes for
spelling and grammatical errors and advice on more concise and inclusive
language such as “police officer” instead of “policeman.”
What does
Pierini Fitness have to say about this?
“No way, man, as in middle-aged
man.”
Rest
assured that Pierini Fitness middle-aged man reflections about living and dying,
gracefully aging and trying to live a good and honest life will continue to
properly identify its primary audience as middle-aged men. Calling them middle-aged people just doesn’t
have the ring to it that’s necessary to properly identify who they are.
No thank
you Microsoft but this isn’t something Pierini
Fitness is interested in using, so he’ll be shutting
that feature off once it’s part of the latest version of your Word software.
Here at Pierini Fitness, middle-aged men will never be called middle-aged people because they’re more correctly described as middle-aged men.
Here at Pierini Fitness, middle-aged men will never be called middle-aged people because they’re more correctly described as middle-aged men.
Pax
Domini sit semper vobiscum
2 comments:
Political correctness run amok -- keep fighting the good fight!
Somebody has got to advocate for the middle-age men of the world and I am their self-appointed ambassador. Thanks for visiting Pierini Fitness and your comment, come back often and enjoy your day.
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