Monday, June 15, 2015

Pierini Fitness for President 2016

Truth, justice and the middle-aged man American
way with Pierini Fitness for President 2016!

Well if two’s a party and three’s a crowd then there’s room for more.  Pierini Fitnessthe self-proclaimed ambassador of all middle-aged men around the world, is forming an exploratory committee to determine if he should run for President in 2016.

Yes you heard it right!  Read my lips!  Pierini Fitness is considering adding his middle-aged man name to the growing list of highly-qualified candidates who want to lead this great country – the U.S.A. – as its next great President.

After all, it will have been a rough eight years come the fall of 2016 so it won’t take much to shine like a bright star for the next four years.

I’ll need to develop my position on the issues and be able to articulate them to all Americans from north to south and from east to west in a language they can understand and with laser precision they can appreciate. 

I’ll need to appeal to both the upper-crust “one-percenters” and the bottom-of-the-barrel 48-percenters and walk the public appeal tight-rope ever so carefully so as to not alienate the 51-percenters who occupy the coveted status of being middle-class Americans.

My charm must resonate with men and women young and old, believers and non-believers, Jews, Gentiles and tax collectors. 

In the next couple of months, I’ll present my formal position on such critical national issues as education, the economy and fiscal policies, labor, the environment, gun rights, individual liberties, the right to life, capital punishment, health policy, immigration, our judicial system in a broader context of what is the proper role of the federal government versus state and local governments.  

And how do these roles come into play while preserving individual initiative and personal liberties?  These are questions I must answer.

Stay tuned because the best is yet to come as a major decision is to be made if there should be a Pierini Fitness for President 2016.

Pax Domini sit semper vobiscum


Deb said...

The ‘Don’ just entered the race, offering to make our country great again and bring it back bigger, better and stronger than ever before, so I say go for it! If wealth and a successful business career qualities him to be president, why not you too!

Pierini Fitness said...

Well thank you for your visit and encouragement. Yes Mr. Don has also tossed his hair into the candidate list but any middle-age man that has a fake hair color like him isn't deserving of being our next President. We don't need an orange-hair middle-aged man as our President!