Introducing the Pierini DIET here
Former Vice President and Nobel Laureate Al Gore is well known for his educational crusade about the threat of, and solutions to, global warming. He’s the author of An Inconvenient Truth, a best-selling book and top documentary film on this subject. These days, Al Gore is synonymous with global warming. I’m sure he’s made and is making millions of dollars pursuing this cause.
Less is known, however, about the quiet fitness ministry in progress - by the chief executive blogger of Pierini Fitness and the self-appointed ambassador of middle-aged men around the world - to end worldwide middle-aged man obesity. The cyberspace introduction of his first book last week, The Pierini DIET, marked the beginning of the "ambassador's" fitness ministry of conquering worldwide middle-aged man obesity.
What also isn’t known is the relationship between middle-aged man obesity and global warming. To the extent that The Pierini DIET puts a dent in worldwide middle-aged man obesity, it will also make a significant contribution of reducing greenhouse gases and, thus, global warming that will make Al Gore happy.
How is this possible you say? Glad you asked.
You see, while cattle flatulence has been identified as one of the causes of greenhouse gases and, thus, global warming, less has been said or written about middle-aged man obesity’s contribution to middle-aged man flatulence and it’s cause of greenhouse gases and, thus, global warming. While not supported by credible scientific evidence, the “ambassador” believes that obese middle-aged men produce more flatulence than other middle-aged men and, therefore, contribute more to greenhouse gases and global warming.
Additionally, obese middle-aged men sit on their rear ends more and this generates more global heat than other middle-aged men. This also contributes to greenhouse gases and global warming.
To the extent that following The Pierini DIET reduces middle-aged man obesity, a significant decrease in greenhouse gases and global warming will result.
Please join the chief executive blogger of Pierini Fitness, self-appointed ambassador of middle-aged men around the world, and author of The Pierini DIET as he joins former Vice President Al Gore in combating greenhouse gases and global warming. He’ll do so with his fitness ministry of conquering worldwide middle-aged man obesity.
Pax Domini sit semper vobiscum
2 comments:
HaHa!
My husband sent me this jole this morning and I thought I'd share with you since it ties in with your blog today:
A friend of mine, let's say "Sean", was in a restaurant yesterday when he realized that he
desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really
loud, so he timed his gas releases with the beat of the music....
After a couple of songs, "Sean" started to feel better. He finished
his iced tea, and noticed that everybody was staring at him....
Then "Sean" suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
Donna :)
As a middle age man, I appreciate all you do for us middle age men. I'll get back to you with a report as soon as I read your blockbuster diet book. My kids think I release way too much gas. Maybe this will help.
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